Chem6B Poetry Contest
1.The Ideal gas Law
PV = nRT,
This equation means so much to me!
I just love it when gasses are in an ideal state;
It makes my day go from good to great.
Pressure, moles, temperature, volume,
I love the equation mainly because it doesn't deal with a solute.
Now there must be something that I forgot to list?
Of course! The ideal constant can be so easy to miss:
I never liked all the different values of R;
It has values for Joules, atms, Torrs, and even the bar!
Oh well, I can't complain about an equation that helped me pass,
And to be honest, PV = nRT really made me love this class.
2.Geography
Now I may be a STEM major, but I'll give this poem a try,
I've learned so much in this course, specifically making New Jerseyans die.
That wasn't all though, I also learned about Denver:
It had something to do with high elevation and air pressure if I'm able to remember.
Now there was one more place that I am afraid I forget,
It had something to do with air quality neglect.
Oh yes! How could I forget, it's the Riverside reaction!
Now it is a little funny, but surely it's caused by some environmental infraction.
All this geography taught me so much about chem.
I learned about inorganic molecules and everything relating to them.
Sucrose, benzene, hexane, and all in between:
I learned the definition of enthalpy, entropy, and what they actually mean!
There was also the topic of gas molarity and how it's stupid;
This course taught me a love for chemistry, I must've been shot by Cupid.
I learned so much about molecules and their forces,
And I can say without a doubt: this class was definitely one of my favorite courses.
3. Ideal Gas Poetry
PV equals NRT,
assumes that gasses act perfectly.
And even though things are rarely ideal,
the ideal gas law has effects very real.
Pressure, the force of gas-container collision,
iIs proportional to 1 over volume, that's division!
N the moles, and R who knows,
leaves T in kelvin, oh, what a show!
Ultimately, all the things that we can't even see
are a part of the beauty of Chemistry
4. Q vs K
There are two letters which I love oh so
For they decide which way the reaction will go
If Q is greater, the reactants are lacking
So the chemical action must do some backtracking
If K is greater, then products we desire
So a net forward movement will transpire
But if Q and K see no disparity
With equal ratios in pressure or molarity
Then the concentrations shall not be increased
And dynamic equilibrium we have delightfully reached
5.Zinc
Zinc, an element, atomic number thirty,
A shiny metal, lustrous and sturdy.
It helps enzymes function, a vital role,
DNA replication, it helps control.
In sunscreen, it protects from UV light,
And reduces redness, soothing the sight.
A mineral so important, so it's clear to see,
That Zinc is a superhero for you and me.
6.Oxygen
The molecule that keeps me alive
Everywhere in the air nine-to-five
Even working overtime
Carried by blood cells through my bloodstream
Created by plants in their leaves
Invisible in the air just a dot
Also the name of this font
Has a heat of formation of literally zero
But doesn't weigh so much as a kilo
Atomic number 16 on the table
One of the elements that are stable
Bonds with hydrogen so it can drive
Connectivity with other molecules so things can thrive
Combustion with others makes us scream
It feels like living in a dream
Oxygen, an elemental jackpot
Making this world beautiful, it's a lot
It will be here for many generations
It's Oxygen!
Making life more interesting
7. My favorite chemical equation: "esterification"
Nothing is more amazing than esterification
a very useful condensation reaction
You cna start with any carboxylic acid and alchohol
examples include benzoic acid and propen-2-ol
The process requires very high temperature
which causes many biological enzymes to denature
In the end it produces ester wiith fruity smell
and a by-product water that serves its function well
Unfortunately, this equation isn't taught in Chem6B
but I can't wait to laern it in Chem40C
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Chemical reactions can be quite complex
With many players and moving objects to flex
But there's a number that tells us where they stand
The equilibrium constant, a crucial command
At equilibrium, the forward and backward rate
Of the chemical reaction, will balance and abate
And the ratio of the products to the reactants' hold
The equilibrium constant is what we're told
Kc or Kp, depending on the game
Can tell us the strength of the reaction's flame
If K is small, the reactants are king
But if it's large, the products sing
The equilibrium constant, a powerful tool
Helping chemists understand reactions' duel
It's a ratio of concentrations or pressures we see
And it tells us where the reaction will be
So next time you're working with chemicals in a lab
Remember the constant, it's not just a fad
It tells us how much product we'll get
And that's something we don't want to forget!
9. Silicon
Silicon, a metalloid so rare,
Its chemistry, unique and fair.
It's found in nature, in rocks and sand,
And used in technology, oh so grand.
In electronics, it plays a key role,
From computer chips to solar cells, it's like gold.
It's a semiconductor, with special powers,
Aiding in data processing for hours.
Forming silicon dioxide, a compound so strong,
Used in glass and ceramics, it sings its song.
It's a crucial element, that's for sure,
Promoting development, that’s its allure.
Silicon, a hero in chemistry,
Its properties, simply a mystery.
Silicon, a versatile friend in the lab,
A symbol of progress, and of high-tech fab.